This is not a guestbook, this is an email form. If I like what you say, however, I may put it
here
. So there.
What did you like most about this page?
I don't get it.
I USED to get it...
I never got it in the first place.
You need to leave the house more often, buddy.
I still don't get it.
Can I go now?
No, really, haha, what did you like?
Old Shit
New Shit
What's Wrong?
Herbert
Your diary
This very feedback page is the only redeeming quality of this huge waste of time.
I came here for some REAL pictures of llamas in bikinis, you Nazi.
In three words or less, describe what offended you most about this page:
You're not a Canadian are you?
Yes.
No.
Shut up, hoser.
What's all this prejudice aboot, eh?
What do you hate most aboot Canada, Canadians, or any such related things?
Would you kill for me?
Yes
No
Who's gonna be the next President?
George Q. Bush
Al "I invented electricity" Gore
Gruntwilligar T. Honkenoffski
Ralph "Unsafe At Any Election" Nader
I'm an evil dirty foreigner and I don't give a good goddamn about your pointless election.
Pick thine holiest.
Cheddar.
Gouda.
Edam.
Farmer's.
Provolone.
par-meh-zshan
I'm a vegan, thank you.
I'm not a vegan, but I still hate cheese.
I find that cheese and vegans are equally yummy.
Would you die for me?
Yes
No
In 5,000 words or less, describe the color green:
Would you sleep with me for $1,000,000?
Yes
No
You WOULD?
Yes
No
What is your general opinion of me so far?
I hate you.
I love you.
I am emotionally indifferent towards you.
Why don't you have any pictures of yourself on your page?
Cynicism will get you nowhere, you know...
...but then, neither will idealism...
...so I guess it's really just best to find SOME kind of mundane hobby to obsess yourself with...
...because in the end, nothing really changes...
...and all we can really do is sedate ourselves into thinking we're at least having a mildly good time.
You whine too much.
Grow the hell up and stop being such a drag on the economy.
Just what the hell do you have against Canada anyway, eh?
Say something for me to remember you by here:
Read what a few others told me.