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August 11th, 2000
Yeah, ok, so it's a web page. 90% of which was thrown together at the last minute, as is required with these things. It's not particularly creative, but my hopes is that it'll be at least mildly entertaining for 10 or 15 minutes. That's really all I want to leave with the world. With luck, it'll be the first line of my eulogy:
What can you say about Captain Busternaut? Well...he was at least mildly entertaining, if not well-dressed.
I really don't think that's too much to ask out of life. It's not like I'm demanding gobs of money and power, dammit, all I want is 10 or 15 minutes of your time! And maybe a few extra bucks, if you can afford it. Not that you can. I don't know anyone that well-off. If I did, I'd have new shoes by now.
My right shoe has a gaping split in the seam of the left side of the heel. That's what I get for pulling one shoe off with the other instead of using my hands. It lets lots of water in. But that feels nice sometimes. Reminds me I'm human. I've heard that being humble and noble and virtuous are Good Things. Better than apple pie, even.
Whether being such is better than apple pie a la mode, however, is still up for debate.


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A soft breeze tumbling down her hair like God's tintless fetuccini, with little chunks of broken glass thrown in for good measure.
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I want to fuck Trent Reznor's gloomy bigshot cockrock ass like an animal.


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